Bret Michaels Makes People Magazine’s “Hottest Bachelors 2009″

Of course. Why wouldn’t he? This only plays right in to Bret Michaels’ never-ending (ad nauseam) Rock of Love search for the right girl to rock his world (whatever). But the real question is: Does Bret really have to dress up like Mel Gibson in The Patriot to prove his point? It’s like a bad Harlequin novel. It does, however, look as if his recent bruises from the Tonys (it seems like they are there on his face) fit right in to this Revolutionary War persona.

For the whole package watch the video here.

btw, Bret … Susan Boyle seems to be available. She’s “quality.”
You’re both vocalists. You both gained fame from reality t.v. … But you better get her before Corey Taylor does (see last post).

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