Ozzy Takes a Dump After American Idol

…in the form of Osbournes: Reloaded.

Ozzy music: very good. Ozzy Family Variety Show: BAD, VERY VERY BAD.

Not even into the first five minutes of the “show” there is a kissing contest that could be staged in any small town fair. This time it’s on a larger scale (complete with catcalls from a sidelined Ozzy: “Do it, Do it, Do it!” or “Go, go, go!) and 10x cornier. There was even a mini-game show segment that turned into a requested marriage proposal, making the average daytime television fare seem like Must See TV.

Sonny & Cher, The Osmonds, it was all bad t.v. and now the Osbourne family joins the ranks.

Brutal.

Ozzy has truly gone off the rails of the crazy train.

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