Ronnie Wood’s Russian Lolita Says the Couple Will Reunite
Oh, brother.
Ronnie Wood girlfriend, Katia Ivanova (above, in a photo of her leaving a McDonalds, courtesy of gigwise), tells the British press that he will return to her as soon as he is one with all his rehabbing:
“Ronnie loves me and it’s not about money. I’m looking forward to a fresh start with him. It’s sad we’ve caused people pain. It’s hurt his family and my family too, but we’ve just fallen in love. Ronnie is moving on. But I’m not taking someone’s husband, he’s leaving. I never pursued him.”
Ah, ‘true’ love. As old and tragic as Romeo and Juliet. And it looks like the 20 year old is even wearing her lover’s jacket. Ohhhhhh.

August 18, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I wish I was in Ronnies shoes but with a face like mine, brother no chance in hell.
August 18, 2008 at 7:54 pm
It’s not the face she’s after, nor the wig; it’s the money!
August 19, 2008 at 7:10 am
If thats the case no problem I´ll just rob the mob!!!!!!!
August 21, 2008 at 5:52 pm
After all I dont think I want her. I´ve never been much of a ladies man. Hawk she is all yours!!!
August 22, 2008 at 5:54 pm
If I had the fame and fortune and everything that goes with it, including having these little gold-diggers running after me, I wouldn’t be wasting my time putting up my interesting comments on this blog all the time, now would I, John?
August 23, 2008 at 9:59 am
Hawke, you are the true Joker…..
August 23, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I’m a jokemaker, I tell jokes…
November 11, 2009 at 6:55 pm
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