More Dead Than Alive

Master of the pop blogosphere, Perez Hilton, is still killing Dead or Alive singer, Pete Burns. Perez seems to love posting Pete’s face — usually uniquely disgraced (see above). But nothing can beat Perez’ post on a rumored sex video of the glam phenom. The best part of the post was an insider’s explanation of the sex tape:

“Pete has a big hairy crack and gets rimmed, and a real ugly cock with overhanging forskin and huge dangling bollocks. He leaked this himself after he found out his husband has been cheating with hundreds of rent boys. He has kicked him out and leaked the video himself but told his fans (who are all maniacs) that it was Michael who has leaked it to ‘ruin’ him. He does work in mysterous ways. The idea is that he is going to release the video himself and sell it to make money and sell the story.”

Ouch.

The release of this video online would certainly revive any career. But not sure internet fame is where Pete wants to be alive.