Action Anthrax

In a music world where anything’s possible, the action toy manufacturer Bif Bang Pow is coming out with a Scott Ian action figure.

Actually, it’s a bobblehead of the Anthrax guitarist. So, it can headbang, obviously, but it would be better collectible if it could mosh, stage dive, and scream. It does none of that. An Anthrax fan may see it as a somewhat inactive figure. Others may think the likeness is remarkable but to me it looks like Scott on steroids.

Where’s George Mitchell when you need him? — to possibly recall this sucker.

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4 Responses to “Action Anthrax”

  1. Much love to my man Scott Ian
    He’s a real down to earth human bein’

    Does anyone know his real name?

  2. フレッド Says:

    scott ian rosenfeld

  3. Nice! Pat, do we have a prize for Fred? A PowerlineAD t-shirt? Keychain? Frisbee?

  4. Anonymous Says:

    how about one of those eric price g-strings?

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