Wino Faked

Celebrifantasy.com did a special April Fool’s Day joke on Manhattanites — planting lookalikes at a midtown eatery. A fake Wino was a big hit.

But maybe the real Wino herself is looking fake? What’s up with the skin on her face in this recent shot?

Supposedly she got rid of the impetigo skin condition by using her own pee as a salve. (???!!!) Did it work?

Who knows.

And the Brit tabloids are having a field day. One day she’s shacking up with Babyshambles Pete Doherty. Now she’s moving to a new place… her third in four months. Because she is tormented by “demons” in these places, and, according to the Sun:

… she feels her surroundings have contributed to her disturbed state of mind .

Call Oliver Stone. This girl will make an interesting biopic one day.