Gene or Not Gene?

The Gene Simmons sex video has had its day in the Internet sun. But I’m sorry, I don’t think it’s Gene’s family jewels exposed (sorry, pun intended). Maybe if Gene’s tongue was on video I would have believed it to be true. I mean, that’s the man’s trademark. Unfortunately, we see more of a Ron Jeremy lookalike, rather than Kiss’ Simmons.

Not that Gene cares. It only gives him free publicity. If it is him… man, you think the legendary rocker could have taken the time to take off his pants — the girl at least finally flips off her sandals. And the cheesey candle lighting and Foreigner mood music is offbeat to the awkward unromantic sex act itself.

You decide. Check Gene (or his lookalike) nude and in-action here. Either way, it’s not pretty.